First Blog Post Ever (in History)

Hello all!
This is Eric writing the first post for my blog, Burgers on the Backstreets. If you could just imagine a perfectly good, totally awesome, hot, greasy cheeseburger sitting on the side of the road next to some leaves and cigarette butts and banana peels and rusty nails and toenail clippings, you will get a feel for what this blog is, esentially: A delicious package of awesomeness (w/cheese) among a whole slew of garbage. How good is that? Very. That's how.
Consider all other Blogs obsolete.
"This is it. Don't get scared, now."