N-E-S-T-L-E-S doesn't make the very best...

...I DO, MO'FUCKA!
I just baked some delicious chocolate chip cookies. My first time baking home-made chippers, and I gotta say, they came out pretty good. I included 1 full cup of Hershey's semisweet morsels, 1 full cup of Diamond chopped walnuts, some eggs, other shit, and a whole lot of love. End result = mouthgasm. Is making yourself cookies that give you mouthgasms considered masturbation? Possibly. Am I ashamed? Hell No.
Hello again. I say this as if you've read what I wrote before this sentence at the time I wrote it, which was probably almost two hours ago. Anyway, I am finishing this post, but have a new story to add!
I'm sitting here blogging...(I now realize why I paused the post)...and I see my Lava Lamp next to me. It dawned on me that I hadn't turned it on in a very long time, so while I was sitting next to it, I figured I'd pop it on and get all...psychedelic? I don't know. I just felt like seeing it, plus I had weed on the brain and I haven't smoked in about a week, so I figured "why not". Funny thing about weed...
After a short while of seeing no bubbly-ness in the bottle, I got a little impatient with the lamp as I normally do, and checked to see if the bulb was heating up alright. I lift the bottle from the base (where the bulb is, of course) and POOF! like a genie from a lamp, a little plume of smoke pops out of the base. "THAT probably isn't good," I think to myself, and open up my window, turn my ceiling fan on full blast, and pull the plug on my blue Lava Lamp. I thought the thing had broken and some electrical spark set something on fire in the base. It hadn't hit me until I really focused on how the smoke smelled - WEED! I looked inside the base, and sure enough - a little pink gram-bag of crappy weed from who-knows-when was chilling - NO - MELTING onto the bulb and still smoking. I vaguely remember hiding weed from my parents in there (like an idiot) some time ago, but I'm not sure how long ago it was. Like I said, I hadn't used the Lava Lamp in a long time. So now after picking the melted bag off of the bulb, flushing it, and spraying the air, the smell of vaporized weed is clear from my room, and I am left with no pot to actually smoke. Wouldn't that have been a nice surprise though, say, if I had for some reason lifted up the bottle BEFORE turning the lamp on? Ah, well... a lesson was learned. Never put weed in such a weird spot that you forget about it and almost burn something more valuable down (dresser, room, house, etc.) Could you imagine if I had left the room? Bad news.
Now it's time to watch something for free on the internet. That's always good. I think I'll go get a couple cookies from before to accompany whatever I might tune-in to. Goodnight!

-Eric

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

That's all I wanted to say. Merry Christmas. Hope everyone had a beautiful holiday and Santy Claus left everybody something sweet under the ole tannenbaum.
Peace on Earth,
E$

What is good?
I am at home right now. As in not at school. It's a great feeling. I woke up around 2pm. I'm starving, too. Luckily there are leftover raviolis in the fridge. Gotta love Mom.
First, I want to apologize about Ricardo's posts. I know this Blog isn't all about substance or seriousness...but that's just a bunch of random pictures. Casual dog...funny. But were all the pictures needed? I don't know - Maybe I shouldn't be saying this here, and instead be talking to D, but whatever it's my blog. I'll cry if i want to.
So, even though nobody reads this shit anyway, I promise no more crazy string of pictures and stuff.
In fact, I was just talking to Joanna and she said she didn't like the posts. And that they weren't funny.
I gotta give the people what they want! Come to think of it, what DO you want??
I'm gonna say right now - comment the shit out of this post. Just list stuff you wanna see more of/less of. I wanna make this worth while.

I'm off to eat a lil' some-somethin' and I leave you with this glorious cartoon featuring my favorite Christmas song.


White Christmas
(by the Drifters)

Have a great day.
-Eric

Chef Boyar-D shows the Main Ingredients

Some Basic Math




+
HELLA


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YOU BETTER ACT LIKE YOU KNOW OR GET SLAPPED LIKE A HO

Murderous Material Made by a Madman

AYO

Bitches- rub on yo' motherfuckin' tittiez I am not playin,
I am IN YOUR COMPUTER right now- I see you

This is my first time postin on this corner of the innanetz so allow me to introduce my self my name is-

Dmista aka MC Taco aka D aka The Mexicon Decepticon aka Cockasaurus Rex letting everyone know that my only interest is laying down pipe and fucking up your plumbing and I can see it and smell it from hear you're leak leak leakin.

Soakin wet vaginas.

So I wanted to introduce you guys to Casual Dog- this dog is the man and he can do anything he pleases. Kinda like me

Casual Puppy-

The Gawd Casual Dog




YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!!! GREATEST HIFFHOFF ALBUM OF ALL TIME AND CASUAL DOG IS JUST CHILLIN RIGHT THERE WOWWWW
Now you know who killed Pac


HOLD UP... DO YOU SEE WHATS GOING ON THERE? ^^^
Cas Dog kicks it with the chicken
Casual Dog on Chopper Command
Doggy off the leash


Now for something cute.



This is a bitch that E-$ Will smash in his near future



AND THIS IS A PUPPY E-$ WILL PET (and smash) IN HIS NEAR FUTURE
Brendan we gotta get that poster man


Peace to www.philaflava.com and peace to everyone who appreciates canines and fine felines. And make sure you keep a lookout for Casual Dog, you never know where he might be lurking