Trix are for Kids

So today was my first day of "student teaching" at Roosevelt Elementary School in downtown New Brunswick. I must say, it was way more of a sick time than I was anticipating. First off, it felt good to be up early and actually in the middle of the city of New Brunswick, I rarely ever leave the college avenue campus. Also, it was really sweet being on the other side of the classroom, as a teacher and not a student. Little kids are the shit, for real. They were 4th grades, and the whole time they tellin me all types of cool stories, and high fivin' me and shit. I'm startin to consider being an elementary school teacher instead of high school like I had planned. On the negative side, the No Child Left Behind Act (or NCLB as the faculty called it) really sucks ass. Roosevelt Elementary did not meet the standards on the standarized tests the past couple years so a strict policy is enforced, and it really sucks. But besides that it was an awesome day, and least its not like this vvv

SID

Man vs. Food

Man vs. Food is one of the best shows on TV. The host is a real funny dude who goes city to city taking on ridiculously good/spicy/big signature dishes from cool food places. I think I watched 3 episodes tonight. The last one I saw, he ate the Special #2 at some ramen noodle place. It had somethin like 6 big teaspoons of super hot signature "SPICE" mix. He faced off against a bodacious set of firedancer babes who did not stand a chance against his masterful eating skills. This show is on the Travel Channel on Wednesdays after LOST. So, I guess that means 10pm eastern time.
CHECK. IT. OUT.

Oh yeah, and Gogz says "They're droppin' Shark Week all over the place...
...What's better than food? Honestly..."

You said it, Bri-man. There is nothing better than food.
I leave you with Man vs. Food host Adam Richman's words:
"Luckily, I don't get scared...I get hungry."

See you next time!
Eric

Ballantine's Day

My first (and only?) video blog!! Happy Valentine's Day, you allz.

Who is Yung Dick?

So since the Cash Money era, southern rap has been saturated with prepubescent rappers calling themselves 'Young ___' and Lil' ___. But in 2008 a new, revolutionary artist named "Yung Dick" came... to fuck the game up! Yung Dick hails from the mean streets of Brooklyn, California. Born into a musical family, Yung Dick is the illegitimate son of Little Richard and has made waves with his new hit single "Dance, Bitch, Dance"
Yung Dick plans to collaborate with artists such as Michael Jackson and Elton John in the near future.

Happy Trails

This song makes me happy.

jack moves

Ok, so I've been known to preform small, innocent jack moves in the past, but they've always been kinda justified, in my opinion, at least. recently, a Wii-mote and two open tubes of face wash were stolen from the house. Why the fuck? Good thing I had a backup bottle. As for Brendan's wiimote, that just really sucks. Peoples be scummy sometimes.
It is another beautiful day. Maybe nice weather gets me in the mood to blog. Today, I gotta go observe an animal in its natural habitat and hypothesize about one of its adaptations. That sounds like a great thing to do right now.
"I passed out way early last night," said Jared.
"Me too," I replied.
12:15 is too early haha.
Apparently, Rami had poor man's food last night. 3 sandwiches of cold pork-n-beans on sliced wheat bread with Sriracha and grated parmigiano. Nice job Rami.
February 1st eh? only 1 month and 26 days until Lindsay and I celebrate our big 2-0. Is 2-0 even that big? maybe not...BUT WE SHALL MAKE IT.
So it's Super Bowl Sunday. Football, Beer, and Eats. I cannot wait.
duuuuuuuude I love the breeze.

later!
frooooooom Errriccccccccccc

It's so nice outside...

Do you think Google spies on Gmail e-mails?

who cares. I dunno if I want to blog anymore. I don't have anything good to say ever. I feel like driving really far on one road and maybe eventually I'll just end up in the desert and my gas will run out and I'll get out of the car hitchhike to wherever someone would drive me. Then I'll wash dishes at a Mexican food place and I'll gamble my pay with the cooks and win all of their money and run away with the owner's daughter and steal a car to sleep in.

It's definitely colder outside, but from my window, it feels like it's t-shirt and jeans weather. Bike-riding weather. It feels good. Ed's napping in the other bed. Mike just got home. Wait, that's Jared coming up the stairs. He was hooking up with a lady last night in my bed. AND he spilled my do-not-touch drawer all over the floor. How's that happen? I'm not mad though.
I kinda wish I had my dog here at school. I'd go take her for a walk right about now.

E.

Snow Hail and Hell

As the breeze chaps my face, keeping it burning on the surface- the feeling is insatiable.... I MUST PUT CARMEX ON IT

Winter has brought christmas gifts, holiday bangers provided by the clubhouse trustees, and I'm pretty sure it has brought all of you much joy and happiness along with crazy erotic sex (E-$ showed me some tricks on how to pull some ladies)

Winter break in TR is like dwellin in a rotting apple.
(where you get tackled, or caught by the devils lasso)
Shit is a hassle.

Ring my bell

jug

im drinkin out a jug of wine right now. so much red. big ole jug. doing a jigsaw puzzle. i am smiley.
its nice out im gonna go take a walk.
<3 Eric

N-E-S-T-L-E-S doesn't make the very best...

...I DO, MO'FUCKA!
I just baked some delicious chocolate chip cookies. My first time baking home-made chippers, and I gotta say, they came out pretty good. I included 1 full cup of Hershey's semisweet morsels, 1 full cup of Diamond chopped walnuts, some eggs, other shit, and a whole lot of love. End result = mouthgasm. Is making yourself cookies that give you mouthgasms considered masturbation? Possibly. Am I ashamed? Hell No.
Hello again. I say this as if you've read what I wrote before this sentence at the time I wrote it, which was probably almost two hours ago. Anyway, I am finishing this post, but have a new story to add!
I'm sitting here blogging...(I now realize why I paused the post)...and I see my Lava Lamp next to me. It dawned on me that I hadn't turned it on in a very long time, so while I was sitting next to it, I figured I'd pop it on and get all...psychedelic? I don't know. I just felt like seeing it, plus I had weed on the brain and I haven't smoked in about a week, so I figured "why not". Funny thing about weed...
After a short while of seeing no bubbly-ness in the bottle, I got a little impatient with the lamp as I normally do, and checked to see if the bulb was heating up alright. I lift the bottle from the base (where the bulb is, of course) and POOF! like a genie from a lamp, a little plume of smoke pops out of the base. "THAT probably isn't good," I think to myself, and open up my window, turn my ceiling fan on full blast, and pull the plug on my blue Lava Lamp. I thought the thing had broken and some electrical spark set something on fire in the base. It hadn't hit me until I really focused on how the smoke smelled - WEED! I looked inside the base, and sure enough - a little pink gram-bag of crappy weed from who-knows-when was chilling - NO - MELTING onto the bulb and still smoking. I vaguely remember hiding weed from my parents in there (like an idiot) some time ago, but I'm not sure how long ago it was. Like I said, I hadn't used the Lava Lamp in a long time. So now after picking the melted bag off of the bulb, flushing it, and spraying the air, the smell of vaporized weed is clear from my room, and I am left with no pot to actually smoke. Wouldn't that have been a nice surprise though, say, if I had for some reason lifted up the bottle BEFORE turning the lamp on? Ah, well... a lesson was learned. Never put weed in such a weird spot that you forget about it and almost burn something more valuable down (dresser, room, house, etc.) Could you imagine if I had left the room? Bad news.
Now it's time to watch something for free on the internet. That's always good. I think I'll go get a couple cookies from before to accompany whatever I might tune-in to. Goodnight!

-Eric

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

That's all I wanted to say. Merry Christmas. Hope everyone had a beautiful holiday and Santy Claus left everybody something sweet under the ole tannenbaum.
Peace on Earth,
E$

What is good?
I am at home right now. As in not at school. It's a great feeling. I woke up around 2pm. I'm starving, too. Luckily there are leftover raviolis in the fridge. Gotta love Mom.
First, I want to apologize about Ricardo's posts. I know this Blog isn't all about substance or seriousness...but that's just a bunch of random pictures. Casual dog...funny. But were all the pictures needed? I don't know - Maybe I shouldn't be saying this here, and instead be talking to D, but whatever it's my blog. I'll cry if i want to.
So, even though nobody reads this shit anyway, I promise no more crazy string of pictures and stuff.
In fact, I was just talking to Joanna and she said she didn't like the posts. And that they weren't funny.
I gotta give the people what they want! Come to think of it, what DO you want??
I'm gonna say right now - comment the shit out of this post. Just list stuff you wanna see more of/less of. I wanna make this worth while.

I'm off to eat a lil' some-somethin' and I leave you with this glorious cartoon featuring my favorite Christmas song.


White Christmas
(by the Drifters)

Have a great day.
-Eric

Chef Boyar-D shows the Main Ingredients

Some Basic Math




+
HELLA


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YOU BETTER ACT LIKE YOU KNOW OR GET SLAPPED LIKE A HO

Murderous Material Made by a Madman

AYO

Bitches- rub on yo' motherfuckin' tittiez I am not playin,
I am IN YOUR COMPUTER right now- I see you

This is my first time postin on this corner of the innanetz so allow me to introduce my self my name is-

Dmista aka MC Taco aka D aka The Mexicon Decepticon aka Cockasaurus Rex letting everyone know that my only interest is laying down pipe and fucking up your plumbing and I can see it and smell it from hear you're leak leak leakin.

Soakin wet vaginas.

So I wanted to introduce you guys to Casual Dog- this dog is the man and he can do anything he pleases. Kinda like me

Casual Puppy-

The Gawd Casual Dog




YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!!! GREATEST HIFFHOFF ALBUM OF ALL TIME AND CASUAL DOG IS JUST CHILLIN RIGHT THERE WOWWWW
Now you know who killed Pac


HOLD UP... DO YOU SEE WHATS GOING ON THERE? ^^^
Cas Dog kicks it with the chicken
Casual Dog on Chopper Command
Doggy off the leash


Now for something cute.



This is a bitch that E-$ Will smash in his near future



AND THIS IS A PUPPY E-$ WILL PET (and smash) IN HIS NEAR FUTURE
Brendan we gotta get that poster man


Peace to www.philaflava.com and peace to everyone who appreciates canines and fine felines. And make sure you keep a lookout for Casual Dog, you never know where he might be lurking